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Est. 1970 by E. F. Codd (in spirit)

Goods for people who think in tables.

Apparel, desk objects, home goods and snacks for database nerds. Every product is ACID-compliant*.

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*Atomic, Cute, Intentionally Dorky. Free shipping on orders over $150.

The Foreign Key Ring: a chunky blue keyring with a yellow key and a red FK tag FK → house.key_id ON DELETE NO ACTION Foreign Key Ring · $16.00
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Six tables. One schema.

SELECT categoryName, COUNT(*) FROM product GROUP BY categoryName;

Schema Wear

5 rows

Desk Objects

6 rows

Home

6 rows

Pantry

5 rows

Toys & Games

4 rows

Collectibles

3 rows
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Primary Node (Kelowna), Replica East (Toronto) and Cold Storage (Yellowknife). Your order is split into the fewest parcels possible, and you can track each one.

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